In a hole in the ground there lived a lovely little hobbit called Martin who lived with Sherlock Holmes, the detective who helps Dean and Sam resolving strange cases, and after have dinner with Hannibal in The Pie Hole he becomes Batman.
In short, I'll pervert your mind and you will like it.

♀ I speak Spanish and English.
Did you miss me?

mishasminions:

I DON’T EVEN KNOW

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shamingcows:

Drafts for my entry for hobbitreversebang.

Loveless AU, Bagginshield, other pairings at your leisure. I honestly don’t even know if I’m doing this right.

Bonus Azog with ears. Just because.

EDIT:

To be branded with a name is a blessing, a sign that somewhere out in the world bound in blood and chains stronger than that of the purest mythril. A proof of promised companionship and surety of belonging.

For Thorin Oakenshield, living nearly two centuries without a Fighter has hardened his heart from ever finding his fated partner – after all, he needs no one to fight his battles for him. He just never expected to meet him on high-risk high-gain quest, their name exposed on his skin, still with his ears and tail like an untested youth, completely unsuited for fighting and contrary from head to toe.

On his part, Bilbo is far from impressed by the appearance of his irascible, rude Sacrifice on his doorstep, already ear- and tailless (the nerve!). The pull of a Sacrifice to a Fighter is a siren call, they say, completely consuming, and many heads have been shaken over pairs battling over the any small slight. To Bilbo, his Sacrifice is like a wailing siren, one he’d like to thump until it stopped complaining his uselessness.

This is going to take some work.

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lowering-the-streets-iq:

 He’s a spider. A spider at the center of a web. A criminal web with a thousand threads and he knows precisely how each and every single one of them dances.

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thorkizilla:

This is it.  This is the pinnacle of nerdom.  This is the greatest height of nerdery that has ever been reached before.

Peter in Loki’s body on a bus downtown to the real Loki and making an excuse that he’s going to a comic convention.

Never will such levels of pure fucking nerd ever be seen again, it’s just not possible.  This is a beautiful day, I am glad I am alive to experience this, god bless.

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that-awkward-potato-:

rantyrandy:

indieduckie:

comicsansmpreg:

rest in peace you fucking toilet cover

Do you think Sully was caught, killed, shaved, had his fur turned into a toilet seat cover, and had his body experimented on, all because he was trying to visit Boo at the end of Monsters, Inc.?

It would explain why there was a prequel and not a sequel…

This post just ruined my life

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tosquinha:

Galadriel was in a hurry, that’s all

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tosquinha:

I love the head canon that Tauriel is a nerd for archery and actually doesn’t understand innuendos. Kili will never try it again.

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bofursunboundbraids:

This is the beautiful art I had commissioned by Inchells!! Consort!Bilbo and Flowers!Thorin and it’s so perfect!! The little braid in Bilbo’s hair! His rings! The fall-color flowers in Thorin’s hair and his hand on Bilbo’s arm! I need to stare at this a bit longer!
(I can’t recommend commissioning fanart more! It is so fun, the artists are lovely, and you get a piece of art that is about a hundred times more wonderful than you imagined!! )

bofursunboundbraids:

This is the beautiful art I had commissioned by Inchells!! Consort!Bilbo and Flowers!Thorin and it’s so perfect!! The little braid in Bilbo’s hair! His rings! The fall-color flowers in Thorin’s hair and his hand on Bilbo’s arm! I need to stare at this a bit longer!

(I can’t recommend commissioning fanart more! It is so fun, the artists are lovely, and you get a piece of art that is about a hundred times more wonderful than you imagined!! )

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ssilcatt:

ssilcatt:

kurosmind:

Ok, yesterday we had the problem with the I left my heart in Middle Earth page (which, guess what, didn’t close and continues to not credit the artists and saying we’ve threatened her and everything).
Now I’ve had enough
I’ve been following this page, Thilbo Love Bagginshield, run by tumblr…

I for once feel in my element here. The person that runs the facebook page speaks spanish so I can freely rant about this to her. I’ll see what I can do about this and I’ll let you know if anything happens. (oh and also thank you so much sweetie, this is like the third time something like this has happened to me in this month and it really makes me happy when people take their time to make this sort of thing public. It kinda makes me feel safe? idk, but thank you.)

——editttt——

It’s doneeee.

soooo she blocked me. SHE FUCKING BLOCKED ME UGH. I’M REALLY PISSED OFF RIGHT NOW.

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humblebumble:

lawebloca:

Giant Mutant Spider Dog Prank ** video **

this was amazing

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chibi-masshuu:

roahnari:

trasiga-ogon:

aheartlightasair:

i wasnt going to reblog but then

The ass tho

That’s.. actually incredible. Not the ass, I mean that’s good yes but, fuck yeah Hawkeye Initiative!

I’m just impressed someone can contort themselves into the stupid poses they put women in on the covers of comic books.

chibi-masshuu:

roahnari:

trasiga-ogon:

aheartlightasair:

i wasnt going to reblog but then

The ass tho

That’s.. actually incredible. Not the ass, I mean that’s good yes but, fuck yeah Hawkeye Initiative!

I’m just impressed someone can contort themselves into the stupid poses they put women in on the covers of comic books.

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msfili:

Thorin Oakenshield’s Resume:

  • King under the Mountain
  • Skilled warrior
  • Singer and harper
  • Terrible with directions
  • Master of Insults
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